I am having difficulty weening myself from the excesses of the past two weeks. In fact, I think they may finally have broken me down, as I sit here with a lung and tonsil infection, and a rather high fever.
Isn't the road to wisdom paved in excess?
Isn't the road to wisdom paved in excess?
I'm estimating some of these, but the numbers for Sean's two weeks in America break down roughly so:
2,978.6 miles driven
12 tanks of gas ≈ 120 gallons
≈ 4.5 gallons of beer (good stuff too, and PBR)
1 cigarette
14 slices of pizza
7 pancakes
3 plates of hashbrowns, eggs over medium, and some greasy meat
7 egg/cheese biscuits
a milkshake the size of my head
1 salsa lesson
7 places slept (including the car)
1 car battery killed
1 car towed
1 car towed
2 episodes of Gossip Girl watched
I missed the USA.
I also discovered a few things that I didn't think I would miss... among them, TELEVISION! While I've been gone, TV made radical improvements, and Veronica Mars and The Wire have dominated much of my sick-leave. I know it's old stuff, but who can really expect me to keep up on trends. Better to wait for the DVD anyhow, which offers hours of instant gratification, as I lay shivering in my bed.
I also discovered a few things that I didn't think I would miss... among them, TELEVISION! While I've been gone, TV made radical improvements, and Veronica Mars and The Wire have dominated much of my sick-leave. I know it's old stuff, but who can really expect me to keep up on trends. Better to wait for the DVD anyhow, which offers hours of instant gratification, as I lay shivering in my bed.
Being on the road as much as we were, I observed a lot that I wasn't prepared for. The state of the economy is showing, or at least seems to be. I was shocked at the condition of the roads, which reminded me of Istanbul's, and New York's subway was pretty assed-out. Also, the people in gas stations were no longer peers (as they were years ago when I worked in such an establishment). Rather, the folks behind the registers were consistently older, over 30 and maybe even 40. I also distinctly remember a kinder gentleman in his 50s, who delivered a Dominos pizza to us at a friend's home.
That's probably the most alienating experience I've had, since moving abroad: realizing that I am doing very well, while our people suffer.
Here's hoping that people get organized...
That's probably the most alienating experience I've had, since moving abroad: realizing that I am doing very well, while our people suffer.
Here's hoping that people get organized...
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